Short shorts.

UrbanDictionary.com defines Short Shorts as:

1.	short shorts:
	Extremely short shorts. ex. WHO WEARS SHORT SHORTS? we wear short shorts.

These are typically reserved for women and runners, and Jordan.
Last night was an 80's party, and one to remember. I wore skin tight white short shorts with a yellow sleeveless mesh shirt, and a multi-colored nylon track jacket. Needless to say I pretty much personified the 80's. It was fantastic. You should keep in mind that when you're dealing with a creature of my size, short shorts can be dangerous. Knowing there was going to be dancing i should have thought things through a bit more...but live and learn, right?!?! Anyways, a few sexy moves into the night, my zipper burst...after many failed attempts at fixing the peep-show problem, I accepted my insuming fate. So i continued to dance the rest of the night with a hole in my crotch. This understandable sparked a variety of reactions from the, oh lets say 60 people there....and if i have to be honest, if it were not for my incredible display of dance moves, providing humerous and appreciative voyuerism, I might have turned some stomachs. PHEW, my super sexy, professional dance moves saved me again.

So i laugh at you....those who thought i could'nt pull off short shorts. HA! I fooled you yet again!




moral of the story: Don't underestimate Jordan Benjamin, he is fierce!

peace! J-Bone OUT!